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Side Step Dad

by Stee808206 March 17, 2019
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The lazy days of dad

That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.
Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”
by Binarysmart September 20, 2019
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Dusted my dad

I've just realised I dusted my dad off in the bathtub after haircut and didn't rinse it im so sorry!!!!! 😱😱
by tc69 April 19, 2018
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rad dad issues

When your dad thinks he's really cool and acts weird in front of your friends. Also uses the word rad all of the time.
"Boi your dad is so annoying." "I know I have major rad dad issues!"
by PhantomPhoxx March 30, 2017
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Ur dad lesbian

Carl - "UR MOM GAY"
Joe - "ur dad lesbian"
Carl - *dies*
by Beepbob March 9, 2018
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Ur dad lesbian

Ur dad lesbian is considered to be so powerful that victims can suffer considerable pain for years if they not die directly. Some countries have found Ur dad lesbian so dangerouse that they have made the insult illegal to say.
Exampel 1:
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: Ur dad lesbian
Person 2: *gets a pain far worse than death*

Example 2
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian

Person 3: *Falls down in a eternal coma with no end*
by Dab Schnab March 10, 2018
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Dad de nut

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The best feeling ur dad can give U!!!
Mom: I have 6 nuts
Dad: Let me dad de nut
Mom: Oh yaaa
by Captain4gamer May 10, 2018
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