crack vet

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it

That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet

by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023

crack cone

halle vincent

omg halle is such a crack cone

by ytewhghj October 1, 2017

Shadow crack

When a girl doesnt have panties on in a white dress and you can see the shadow of her ass crack.

Damn. Did you see that bitches shadow crack? She definitely aint got no draws on.

by Cline22 February 23, 2019

CRACK FAIRY

GIRL WHO SEEMS TO ONLY SHOW UP WHEN YOU HAVE CRACK AND THEN LEAVES WHEN ITS GONE

WHAT A CRACK FAIRY......TINKERBELL ONLY COMES AROUND WHEN SHE KNOWS YOU HAVE DOPE AND THEN SHE LEAVES!!!1

by pirece69 June 14, 2018

Crack Jacket

A huge winter coat usually furry on the hood used for keeping warm and storing drugs.

My bro Ryan came thru with that loud in his crack jacket i could smell him coming from down the block.

Created by @Frankiedavis222

by Frankiedavis222 December 10, 2017

Relax the crack

To relax your butt

Bro relax the crack.

by Matt Vicious July 18, 2023

wall crack

Addictive wall art or décor that is usually acquired at Street fairs, Home Décor stores, Thrift stores, Bazaars, estate sales, Art Walks, and local galleries etc. This is a unique piece of art/decor that you have looked HIGH and Low for and once you find it you are HOOKED or SMACKED by the Wall Crack™.

Headed to street festival to get some more wall crack. I always find one of a kind stuff there.

My office walls needs a fix of some of that wall crack.

by SMACKED by Wall Crack™ July 11, 2014