Middle school fights 

Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua

Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders

Guy 2) show me that video

Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight

Middle school fights by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Stage Fright 

The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.

Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.

You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.

Stage Fright by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

all night flight 

Slanging drugs from sundown to sunup,nonstop

Say whoa we on an all night flight tonight.

all night flight by CWard April 26, 2014

flight attendant 

The person who waits on you on planes. Guys are usually gayer than Christmas at Macy*s. I don't say that in a disparaging way as I am gay myself. They and their usually straight female coworkers usually have ADHD and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. They usually didn't go to or finish college.

How to piss off a flight attendant: Hey Mary, you fucking Waffle House waitress of the skies! Pull the lead out of your ass and bring me some more peanuts and another glass of pineapple juice! And make it snappy!

flight attendant by Jason H. in Memphis August 3, 2010

FIGH 

saying the "F" word while you exhale a long lazy sigh which consist of bad breath and bad vibes... (fuuuuuuuughck)

its gonna be a long day, (FIGH) fuuuuuuuuuuughk!

FIGH by luclown January 18, 2011

Flight Risk 

For a person that isn't reliable, or trustworthy enough.

You cannot coexist with a person like this, cause simply he/she will make you regret it cause he/she sounds like ticking time bomb of unfortunate events.

e.x.

Person A:
I need some serious leisure time. It feels like I'm working non stop. You wanna go somewhere with me this summer?
Person B: You can't keep a dollar in your wallet and you want to go vacations with me? Jesus, what a flight risk!

Flight Risk by Sense8ative August 11, 2019

Infinite Flight 

A game made for realism but ended up being stupid thanks to its retarded players ramming into each other / ATC tower, not giving a fuck about ATC instructions, flying extremely low to the airport or up to the point where it could recreate the 9/11 pentagon attack if it had airport buildings in it and telling tower that they are remaining in the pattern but they leave the airspace instead as if they are hallucinating Gordon Ramsay telling them to fuck off in the sim

ATC LOG: (Plane 1), please do not taxi throu grass

(Plane 2), please wait for clearance before taking off!

(Plane 3), please wait for clearance before landing!

Me: *slams phone on floor* fuck this! Infinite Flight is the pinnacle of stupidity!

Infinite Flight by A chinese earthquake May 31, 2020