Mullet Man

A man with a Mullet

person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn

by Kate Drechsler June 2, 2022

Spider-Man

Spider-Man is the greatest hero of all time. He’s not the strongest or smartest but he’s always there everyday giving it his all to fight for justice and hope. No matter how bad things get or how hopeless it may seem Spider-Man gets up and keeps going. He fights for the little guy, the civilians down on our level, the ones not strong enough to defend themselves. He doesn’t do it for pay or fame he does it because with great power comes great responsibility. The best part is that he’s you and me and anyone who’s ever stood up against the odds to fight for others and help people in need. If you’ve ever helped fight the good fight on any level, in your school or around your city guess what, you are spider-man. Anyone can where the mask, you could wear the mask, it’s the heart of the person behind it that makes spider-man.

Person 1: Who’s your favorite superhero?
Person 2: Who do you think? It’s spider-man

by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023

Pasta Man

What Riggy calls Clone Riggy/Preston after waking up from a coma in Shorts Wars.

Pasta Man gave me a box!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023

Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

E-MAN

A superman name short for elijah but with Man at the end.

OMG are you E-Man

by Bigislandgrown!# October 18, 2019

man flashes

when a man starts to sweat profusely and feels very warm for no apparent reason. This is the inverse of hot flashes which is only felt by women who are post menopausal

Either I'm getting man flashes or the AC temperature in here needs to be turned down.

by Jakuh May 26, 2009

man cake

A mans unit or also otherwise known as his "junk"

"if you dont like it then you can suck my man cake"

by nowayofdeath October 1, 2011