i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom

Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"

by Louis tops May 16, 2019

I-five

1. Pleasuring oneself while driving on an interstate, expressway, or highway.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.

"Dude, the trip flew by so fast after I got off on the I-five."

by The Black Moth October 7, 2008

i am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 12, 2024

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

I love mug

When you want to own a mug that says "I love mug"

"I want a mug that says 'I love mug'"

by Ethantoast October 17, 2025

U R Y I X S Z

An acronym? Or abbreviation? Letters, words, a sentence?

"D'ya try, um, U-y X-z? New generation social network.
Connection innovative focused on community! =)"
You are why I exist -U R Y I X S Z

by yxist January 22, 2023