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piece of shit

You’re the piece of shit here.”
“awh! thank you so much Sukuna!”
by stsgtruther November 17, 2023
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hot shit

someone or something that's described to be really cool.
I went to my friend's house and met his dad, and boy, was he a hot shit.
by Suburbanz71 October 6, 2018
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Dragon Shits

When a person has fire breathing indigestion and the burning shits at the same time.
My stomach has me burning out both ends with the dragon shits.
by The Majestic Mother Fucker October 17, 2022
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Hoo shit

Hoo shit means the same thing as “hoe shit
damn that girl lilly on some hoo shit
by elizabeth1234567 September 2, 2022
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Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.
The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception. It was about getting even.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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Shit stain

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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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