Sexiest Man in the Universe

His name is George, he has hints of red in his hair when he’s under the sun, and he is a giraffe. He is totally unaware of how amazing and sexy he is, but that just makes him 10x sexier. He has the most soothing, sexy voice. And he is perfect. In Alpaca’s eyes. Rumour has it he is taken so all the girls should not even try.

Oh look he’s the sexiest man in the universe it must be Spider Giraffe.

by Cow_fr July 6, 2025

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No man’s land

1.The land between two opposing factions (usually entrenched) in a war. Originating from the Great War (2)

2. The hellish area filled with shells, craters, corpses and barbed wire between the Allied and CP trenches.

3. The area between the sack and the butthole.

British commander : up and into no man’s land, boys!
British soldier: *groans in pain* i just got hit there by a piece of shrapnel!

by PonianYoutube September 30, 2021

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Bring home bread man

The person in a household that makes the most money.

Sally makes $20/hour while Kurt makes $13/hour so Sally is the bring home bread man.

by Big Mama 69 August 17, 2021

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Borrowed man

A man whose time is taken and used with the intention of of paying back with sex.

This is derived from the assumption that some men can't give their time to a woman unless they are expecting sex in return.

We are seeing each other but it's nothing serious, he's a borrowed man...

by Afro poetess February 3, 2018

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Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.

JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man

by BernardSaint May 20, 2018

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