ya dun fuck'd up now

You screwed up so bad that the consequences are the equivalent of getting fucked

Guy 1: Oh, I just teamkilled by accident!
Guy 2: OH YA DUN FUCK'D UP NOW!!

by oeiwghowir June 13, 2016

Audi Marz shut up👆

Audi Marz shut up👆

Audi Marz shut up👆

by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022

Why Did You Search This Up

The word itself says its all.

Yeah. Why did you search this up?

by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023

stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015

blowing up the balloon too much

When you purposely put too much Helium in a balloon, making it pop.

Person 1: Why were you busy?
Person 2: I was blowing up the balloon too much.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 12, 2021

Free dick sign up sheet

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will

Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet

by Fkdover February 24, 2023

pick-up-yo-crap-fairy

A nameless person who always seems to pick up your messes/crap when they find it.

Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."

by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009