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double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.
I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!
by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021
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needs a dick in her syndrom

when a girl needs a dick in her snatch, 24/7. it leads to many disappointed ex-boyfriends that still fuck the girl in question on the side even tho she is seeing his friend.
dude1: devin has needs a dick in her syndrom
dude2: what why do you say that man?
dude1: she's fucked 3 different guys this week, and dating that one dude still!
by corruptedxxyouth February 23, 2009
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wipe your dick off

1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".

2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.

3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.

2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.

3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"
by sannak June 18, 2006
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10,000 Year Old Dick

An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!
by Revort August 10, 2008
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kaeya's dick size

wow hes so small!

he's kaeya's dick size
by Playerunkown97 June 19, 2022
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dick-five-o

A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.
While hanging out at the mall:
"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"
by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008
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oatmeal chili dick

the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him
Rachel gave me an oatmeal chili dick last night.
by EmilyBlinks182 February 5, 2012
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