Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.

Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?

by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023

my man

MY MAN IS MY MAN, don't touch my man, don't talk to my man, and DO NOT try to get wit my man because my man is MY man. keyword: MY🫶🏾💕

Random bitch-you see him over there, Aryana?
Aryana- yea. that's my man💕

by Yana bearr 🫶🏾💕 June 15, 2024

Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

mans

If someone calls you their mans it means they like you or want to date you

He's my mans

by Yg778 June 22, 2016

Man milk mustache

Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.

Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..

by AZ in the city May 4, 2017

Man-On-Man

When two homosexual men go at each other. Fucking each other hardcore in an anal position.

Abhineet and Sahaj were doing a man-on-man but samyak caught them and joined in on the fun.

by inaminadeeka October 21, 2021

5,8 man

Knows what everyone's shoulder's look like at tells people they're 5,10

He is pretty attractive for a 5,8 man.

by Pomegranate8888__ October 31, 2022