This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023
Get the The Phantom Watermelon Manmug. by pie r squared October 17, 2019
Get the tool of the manmug. 
Just a way to say someone has good taste in porn, or just a gooner without being "mean." You will usually find comments calling people men of culture when theres a conventionally attractive woman inside a video, with more if the woman is wearing literally anything slightly revealing
"Man of Culture": Yo man look at this video.
normal person: ... Bro this just looks like what you gooned to last night. 💀
normal person: ... Bro this just looks like what you gooned to last night. 💀
by GenericUser9212001 June 18, 2025
Get the Man of Culturemug. Mans is a adjective used to describe something or someone bad. It can also be used in easy mans which means easy peasy. And it can be used instead of shit or fuck.
by Unknown69999999 March 16, 2019
Get the Mansmug. Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum
by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023
Get the Florida Man Colonsseummug. by Lexiiiii02 August 3, 2016
Get the the man whoremug.