Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.
Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
by pinkypoodle9981 January 30, 2023
A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.
by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021
"is that the gayest looking man alive?!"
by uhhhkendra October 20, 2022
by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022
Is when a dude is banging a chick doggy style and suddenly he pulls out and screams, “I’VE GOT THE POWER” with his dick in his hand, then he suddenly and forcefully jams it in her asshole.
Last night when I was fucking Mirella, she said she wanted it rougher so I gave her The He-Man. It resulted in a fresh anal creampie for her.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 24, 2025
Man in or male inch.
Refers to a male measurement of his penis.
Scale is dependent on each man and may range from 5-7/8ths of an imperial inch.
In some extreme cases or for easy measuring just add 2 inches.
Refers to a male measurement of his penis.
Scale is dependent on each man and may range from 5-7/8ths of an imperial inch.
In some extreme cases or for easy measuring just add 2 inches.
by JKING97 June 30, 2021