The act of ejaculating into both of a girl's nostrils and having the cum leak out in two trails giving the appearance of a saber-tooth tiger.
by Yeefus2022 February 2, 2021
Get the fucked up saber-tooth tiger mug.the self-inflicting nature of opening your mouth and saying things that are way out of line and inappropriate in respect to your current locale or circumstances; can also be doing some seriously stupid shit for your age.
Open up a can of dumb-ass: We went to the job site to complete our mission, but then our hosts opened up a can of dumb-ass by making a bunch of sexists remarks in front of one of our female teammates. That’s when we left the site, not before telling them that we will come back when they can act a bit more professional.
by unIMPpresseddd May 7, 2022
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used for saying that someone has to accept a difficult or unpleasant situation even if they do not want to
You can either suck it up and be a man, or every time you get an ache and pain you can go out of the game.
used for saying that someone has to accept a difficult or unpleasant situation even if they do not want to
You can either suck it up and be a man, or every time you get an ache and pain you can go out of the game.
by ANCIENT_WOLFY January 20, 2022
Get the Suck-It-Up (Sʌk-ɪt-ʌp) mug.When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.
Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”
by Balzar Danglin June 17, 2021
Get the Picking up the truck from Yuma mug.A response used when someone has just told a story that’s so ridiculous, random, and unbelievable that you couldn’t have made that up as a story if you tried-it’s beyond the bounds of human creativity.
Dudebro 1: Dude, you’ll never believe what I just saw today. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald was getting arrested outside of a Burger King for indecent exposure.
Dudebro 2: No way bro.
Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!
Dudebro 2: No way bro.
Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!
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