Shit kisses

When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!

Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!

by Miss Green May 9, 2016

shit bogger

This type of person avoids confrontation to the point where they do not come out of their home for two weeks at a time. They are scared because they have insulted you and know it.

"that Matt, he is such a shit bogger! He slagged me off at Nicky's party in front of everyone and now no one has seen him for two weeks"

by katotonic chicken May 10, 2016

shit slide

When you're doing something normal and all of a sudden you have to shit really bad. It has the sensation of shit sliding through the rectum.

I was dating Cindy and I had to run to the bathroom because of a Shit Slide.

I failed my driver's test because I had to run out of the car due to a Shit Slide.

by Oh my God, they Killed Kenny! October 13, 2016

Shit Shot

Any online image where the quality of that image is just awful. Amateur hour.

That image he downloaded is a complete Shit Shot. You can barely see it , it's so bad.

by Jason GG Ivanchuk October 10, 2016

Shit

•Something that comes out of you
• A cuss word

Dookie, doodoo, shit.

by Me the urbin dick October 6, 2016

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016