A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.
Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.
by kickflipthecat July 27, 2010
Get the Ass eating grin mug.Hot Yellow Ass Mustard: the result of anally straining oneself beyond one's limits then exposing that matter to a heated element.
After we ate the bean burrito we had a farting contest in which Matt pushed too hard and sprayed ass mustard all over the space heater causing it to become hot yellow ass mustard.
by Frankendouche September 11, 2005
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Get the Old Man Saggy Ass mug."Man, I had to get up at the ass crack o' dawn to bring my mama to the airport for a 6am flight."
Beatrice got up every morning at the ass crack o' dawn to milk the cows.
Beatrice got up every morning at the ass crack o' dawn to milk the cows.
by Ghetto Scribe June 28, 2006
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Get the 3 day old ass mug.my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.
by hoey456 April 3, 2007
Get the a ass shit konkey wacker mug.Did u see that skrupellos dude fly by on his chopper with my loe lady on the back?? He is a dirty ass white boy!
by chopper freak February 24, 2010
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