Skip to main content

shit steyn

When someone ruins your day they have steyned your day with shit / made it worse. Because it is not a physical stain it has 'steyned' your day in a mental sense.
Fuck ! ....my boss just dropped a shit steyn on my day. What a cunt !
by Dork cum April 6, 2017
mugGet the shit steyn mug.

klingan shit

Klingan shit is Swedish moron who is driving volvo.
by RadouBG April 7, 2017
mugGet the klingan shit mug.

Shit

The shit that comes out your shitter when you take a shit in the shit room, this shit is a shit colour and tastes like shit. Shit resembles shit and it as made of 100% shit: nothing more, nothing less. It is pure shit, it smells like shit, looks like shit, tastes like shit, feels like shit and sounds like shit when you're shitting it out.
Eric: I just took a Hugh Mungus shit, it felt like shit and I felt like shit before and after the shit. I was quite glad for the pain and suffering of the smell, sound and feeling of the shit coming out of my shitter, if I'm being honest.
Max: Why the fuck am I friends with you?
by Sheriff Woody Elliot April 7, 2017
mugGet the Shit mug.

Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!
by Theshattalker April 11, 2017
mugGet the Shit Sock mug.

Shit

A curse word for poop, commonly used to talk down to others.
by cerealinspiresme14 April 11, 2017
mugGet the Shit mug.

Executive shit

The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.
Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"

Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017
mugGet the Executive shit mug.

o shit handle

The handle which is in off-road vehicle when someone says "o shit" you grab on like you grab on to a baby falling off a building.
(Off roaring)
Driver:O SHIT
Passenger:(grabs on to o shit handle tighter the when he is grabbing his dick)
by The o.g billy the fridge April 12, 2017
mugGet the o shit handle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email