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Middle man

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...
Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house

Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay

*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*

Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.

Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay

Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it

Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back
by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020
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Middle man

A man with a large penis who always goes to middle the urinal because he’s comfortable with his body and sexuality.
by Middle man22224644747 June 21, 2023
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man eater

1. a human female who has sex with as many men as she can like she wants to fuck everyone.

2 someone who eats man.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.
Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.
by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022
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She's the man

When a girl tries to grab something out of your hand (or does grab something out of your hand), she's doing it because she's the man.
She's the man, she just took your cigarette and started smoking it.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2019
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Forever Man

A guy that a female will always go back to no matter the situation due to sexual or emotional ties.
Girl I just saw Tony with his new chick…I hope she knows that he’s your forever man.
by Char Wrights February 27, 2022
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