twat waffle

a slang term started in Lacey, NJ by Kayla Horror

"that chick is a fucking Twat waffle!"

by Kayla April 8, 2005

Twat knots

The female equivalent of men's blue balls.

Damn, me and Jay were just gettin' busy when he had to leave. Left me with a horrible case of twat knots.

by latefordinner February 5, 2018

Twat Shot

While playing beer pong, when you shoot and miss the cup but the ball bounces off of the other player(girl) and goes into the cup.

Brandon made 5 twat shots last night during the tournament.

by Joey Shidagis December 23, 2007

twat lock

the female equivalent of a "tea bagging"

After a friend passed out drunk after a party one of the girls at the party put him in a twat lock

by Tyler Call January 6, 2007

hot twat

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; hot twat.

Man, your girlfriend is chubby! Yeah, but she's got a hot twat.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

Tiny Twat

1.) A person, usually female, that is of a short stature. In addition to the height ailment, this person usually bears an attitude like that of a twat, going to unusual lengths just to be a bitch.

Studies have shown a link between twat-like females and the vertically challenged, doctors are referring to them as 'Tiny Twats'.

by HashedPotatos May 20, 2009

Twat sausage

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.

'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'

by Logistikon December 15, 2011