Twat Waffle

A Twat Waffle is man who acts like a girl and gets their feelings hurt easily.

Timmy was telling a joke. When interrupted by Jack you could see the joy leave his eyes and he was about to cry. Jack saw the hurt in his face as though he was a little school girl who just fell and scraped her knee. Jack told Timmy to stop being a fucking Twat Waffle.

by UFO 311 April 29, 2009

twat waffle

a slang term started in Lacey, NJ by Kayla Horror

"that chick is a fucking Twat waffle!"

by Kayla April 09, 2005

Twat knots

The female equivalent of men's blue balls.

Damn, me and Jay were just gettin' busy when he had to leave. Left me with a horrible case of twat knots.

by latefordinner February 05, 2018

Twat Shot

While playing beer pong, when you shoot and miss the cup but the ball bounces off of the other player(girl) and goes into the cup.

Brandon made 5 twat shots last night during the tournament.

by Joey Shidagis November 21, 2007

twat lock

the female equivalent of a "tea bagging"

After a friend passed out drunk after a party one of the girls at the party put him in a twat lock

by Tyler Call December 28, 2006

hot twat

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; hot twat.

Man, your girlfriend is chubby! Yeah, but she's got a hot twat.

by eafoigrtw November 08, 2007

Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 09, 2013