Triple Barrel

On the 4th of July, when you have intercourse while shooting a double barreled shot gun

"How was your 4th of July, Julie?"
"Pretty okay, I got triple barreled by this guy in my college dorm room with the lights out."

by Henrythe3rd1993 July 7, 2021

triple cardboard

A way to describe something that flopped/failed to make any money. The reverse version of triple platinum.

“I’m proudly announcing Creator Clash 3!”
“What the fuck? Why did you do another one if the last one went triple cardboard?”

by waterpark37 April 29, 2025

triple-third-cousin

Triple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and six great-great-grandparents in common.

My triple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

triple 0

When something looks too dope to describe in a real grade. You just got to put triple zero.

That jacket is triple 000 on a scale of 1-10.

by Mr.Essential December 10, 2013

Triple Nooner

When three guys nut on your face while screaming "high noon"

Did you hear Larry got a triple nooner while eating some toast?

by TheFakeChrisPratt August 21, 2017

Triple L

Load Light Leave

Shit dude we in a hurry. We bout to do a Triple L. We gonna load the pipe, light it and then leave.

by TKLynn October 15, 2020