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Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021
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google irony

something faggots say as a bitch ass rebuttal to an overwhelmingly cunning and funny statement
“hey you’re kinda gay
“gOoGLe iRonY😎”
translation
“hey you’re kinda gay”
“i have brain damage
by 1:11AM July 2, 2019
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Google

A machine for answers. Best search engine in the world. A lot of people use it to cheat on tests. They don't get away with it, most of the time. Don't cheat kids.
If you're not google, stop acting like you know everything.
by JustinTheBeiver September 22, 2017
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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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Google Earth

A 3d mapping program that allows you to see satellite images for every location in the world.
Google Earth is used for many things and i have used to get a better sense of your destination with street view
by CHORIANOPOULOS August 20, 2022
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bum google

It is like a pocket dial but instead you end up online surfing without knowing it
by DJ Jungle Jen June 18, 2014
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Google

A place where you can look up whatever the fuck you want in seconds.
Nerd:What do you look up for the project?
Jock: Nothing I just googled some porn.
by I'm A Nobody September 5, 2016
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