the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021

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Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 07, 2020

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"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."

by THEnoB May 16, 2014

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When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit

"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"

by sonic12576 August 03, 2016

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When a policeman (pigs) perform anal sex on a male or female.

I was on my way home last night and traded my speeding ticket in or a bacon buttie

by Lardarse May 14, 2012

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yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...

"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"

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Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"

by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019

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