When a young school student goes to the private bathroom to go on but the teacher knocks making him jizz and shit himself.
by Jupiter egder November 28, 2024
Person 1: “Why did you sleep with my wife?”
Person 2: “She was just asking for it?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2)
Person 2: “She was just asking for it?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2)
by TheRedPandaMan March 28, 2022
Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.
In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
This is the fortnite in my marques brownlee. The World in my Warcraft, but most importantly. Hes sexy.
by Aarav Agate June 12, 2020
by 2738123541286 November 22, 2022
Hardest cunt going runs the ne8 area ya better watch out for the speccy cunt always sniffing glue round bensham bank gives out bensham blowie to anybody that asks aslong as you have an 0.5 on ya
A: here fancy gannin round bensham
B: Fuck that ran by Liam Smith al get chopped
A: stop being a puff hes a fat dossa man wont do shite
B: ye daft he chopped me pal up last week ya fucking sausage
B: Fuck that ran by Liam Smith al get chopped
A: stop being a puff hes a fat dossa man wont do shite
B: ye daft he chopped me pal up last week ya fucking sausage
by Kingsmeadow Gadgas June 21, 2023
by 69686968 October 15, 2021