Ethan Matthews

A person who prioritises a good time beyond anything.

Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!

by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023

Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up

“Yeo, do yk matthew” - female

“Unfortunately” - chica

“He’s a fuckin idiot” - female
“So stupad” - chica

“U right” - female

by A literal god April 10, 2019

Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.

Matthew is the most amazing person ever

by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023

Xavier Matthew

Xavier is the best man in the whole wide world. None of you dirty skanks ever deserved his love. He’s mine suck toes and eat dick not his he loves me more then he ever loved yall. :)))

Xavier Matthew is madly in love with Lilly Garman forever and always. <3

by Xaviermakesmewetter;) July 1, 2025

Matthew

Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.

Matthew is so ANNOYING and says dumb stuff but still funny.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Matthew

Usually guys with very big penises and great, charming personalities that attracts herds of women.

Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”

Girl 2 “Back off bitch! He’s mine!!

by Guy named Matthew August 2, 2021

matthew cade

A person with a long dick.

Joshua Cade has a short dick, but look at that Matthew Cade over there!

by MattHasALongDick April 28, 2014