Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Grandma Machines

A Machine That Not Only Pleases One's Grandma But Also Is A Grandmother Itself

My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

Machine Gun Kelly

The cutest angel on earth💗

He's Machine Gun Kelly...

by cometstarzxx August 28, 2023

dice machine

a GCSE electronics project where a double dice is made

"What u gonna score on the dice machine?"

by Mother Licker October 31, 2007

Pasta Machine

The Pasta Machine is a synonym for ass, you can produce shit with yo ass, so u can produce pasta withe the Pasta Machine, since both are produced in the ass/Pasta Machine its equals the same so it is like Shit is the same as Pasta. It also can be used as a compliment.

see in the example

1) Joe: Dude, i ate PASTA the whole night.

Robert: WTF, this is gross dude.

2) You: Nice Pasta Machine.

Girl: ehhhm, thanks i guess.
(She dont know what u mean, except if has read this )

by DanSan69 July 5, 2019

ATM Machine

A machine that forces you to pay it to get access to your rightfully owned money. Also a popular job career for criminals

"Hey, can we got get Popeyes"

"Hold on, I gotta get money from the ATM Machine first"

by hairy penus May 17, 2023