Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018
Get the river whalemug. I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
by image969 January 8, 2009
Get the douche whalemug. by lhtop July 9, 2016
Get the whale shitmug. Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.
by Logan0787 April 9, 2023
Get the Drunk Land Whalemug. A person who is loving and confident in their body. They are always full of joy. Everyone loves to be around them.
by Nerdygamer557 November 19, 2023
Get the septic tank whalemug. 
A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on
by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021
Get the Beached whalemug.