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Kiss the Pig

Get the H1N1 virus. Aka the swine flu.
"The tests came back and doc said i Kiss the Pig."
by Tray3415 September 28, 2009
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chocolate kiss

A chocolate kiss is the act of deliberately incorrectly wiping your asshole, so that the next time you are recieving a rim job your partner gets some hershey stains on his lips and teeth. This transaction is known as a chocolate kiss, and although involantary in most cases can sometimes be done deliberately by either person for enhanced pleasure or for revenge.
1) Wait until Duke finds out that I have prepped my asshole for a chocolate kiss

2) Although it took me 3 weeks to clean the corn out of my teeth, I really enjoyed it when I gave Doc a chocolate kiss. What a fantastic birthday present, and a fantastic boyfriend I have.
by TGSMaverick January 11, 2006
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french kiss

an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!
Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?

Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...
by shzz September 1, 2009
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platonic kiss

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss I'm sorry it won't happen again.
by heaaaanaaay July 12, 2016
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Starfish kiss

The act of pressing your butthole against another person's butthole
Hey babe, when you get home frome work I want a starfish kiss
by DcDl January 13, 2022
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Special Kiss

A kiss better then any other. A kiss with feeling behind it.
He gave her a special kiss, and it was magical.
by BeinLuLu March 6, 2022
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bronx kiss

The "Bronx Kiss"

It's when a Yank fan passes gas on you as you top them!
He gave his buddy a Bronx Kiss after the game.
by Madam Emma Frothoal June 16, 2018
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