Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.

Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.

by Bubba the Gimp December 29, 2021

jew house

A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas

Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.

by J Slasher December 7, 2020

sand jew

middle eastern fella

Osama Bin Laden was a sand jew

by blackguy1177 June 1, 2018

Jew Canoe

A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze

Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn

by The answer is always Pork Roll May 25, 2023

jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.

"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"

by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015

jew pin

The last pin standing after you bowl your first ball.

She threw her ball and hit 9 pins,"Darn jew pin!"

by Kikyome December 8, 2010

Jew Canoe

A plane full of Jews usually flying from South Florida to Long Island, NY. Passengers tend to be extremely confrontational until the flight crew sets their shit straight.

If your a flight attendant, its a long-ass flight!

So I worked the Jew Canoe today and almost had shove my size 12's up some jerks cornhole because they wanted 14 cans of soda, they whole box of cheese crackers, and anything else on the plane that is free.

by Your friendly flight crew January 19, 2010