The Jerk-Stun

If you jerk off multiple times in a short period of time, you will most likely feel a strong stunning effect after the second or third time. This stunning effect is called The Jerk-Stun.

Dude why did you go to sleep early?
-Sorry, The Jerk-Stun knocked me out good.

by LT.Squidgy May 17, 2019

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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)

Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 25, 2024

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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)

Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 25, 2024

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Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.

Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"

by EnthusiasticElder April 08, 2016

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