lipstick dick

An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.
I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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porch dick

when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick
That guy on the walking dead was a porch dick.
by yo dan March 09, 2015
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dick down

1. Getting or pertaining to hard sex between a male and female
2. Often used by a man when referring to sex with a woman
Eddie - "what up kid, what you gettin' into tonight?"

Bobby - "shoot son, im gonna dick down this fine ass shorty tonight"
by Von Doom July 02, 2008
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Pepper Dick

An extreme burning sensation on your penis caused by touching the area after eating spicy foods with your hands - most commonly buffalo wings or hot wings. This is typically caused by not thoroughly washing your hands or just using napkins to clean your hands after consuming hot foods then electing to urinate. Oils from certain hot sauces and peppers do not completely wash away even after a thorough scrubbing with soap and water which will likely, sometimes unknowingly, cause the burning sensation.
I got a little pepper dick from eating those wings.
by deepsix4 September 08, 2010
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dick greed

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.
Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!
by Party Catz January 08, 2013
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Dick on Wheels

A dick, who uses some form of wheeled transportation.
Look at that mall cop on the segway.

What a Dick on Wheels!
by dick-on-wheels April 27, 2009
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The Dick Tully

When, amongst the confusion of wild intercourse, a male particpant over the age of 60 with a bald head lubricates his bald head using wax and WD-40, then he proceeds to stick his head inside his female parteners vagina.
Performing "The Dick Tully" requires great athleticism and a slut with a loose, floppy cunt.
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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