mattress dancing

It's sex, you IQ-deprived idiots.

I don't tango, but I do spend my nights mattress dancing.

by smarterthanyou265 July 24, 2014

School Dance

a place where you shoot your shot and fail, then hang out with friends because you're lonely. then you dance with you're friend, stomp in a circle to cotton eye joe, shoot your shot even more,get sad, cry,dance even more, eat rose pedals, watch your friend bowl with water bottles then go home having had fun

me:take me baby i'm all you need
girl:wtf
joe:wanna hang?
me:yes.
and that's the School Dance for you

by raybeez April 14, 2022

Dance Job

The act of receiving/giving an outside/inside of the pants hand job whist mid-dance. Usually preformed in the later hours of a long night of clubbing. The act is most often unsolicited and spontaneous.

Friend: What the hell was that girl in the hookers uniform doing to you with her hands?

Receiver: Dude, I gotta go clean up my pants, she just gave me a dance job and I splooged in my undies.

by Slut-tastic December 30, 2009

Doug dance

A dance performed when your happy and want to show it.

Do the Doug Dance you just won the lottery.

by Jamiel September 17, 2008

jiggy dance

Flirting around with intend to Sex.

Not my age/2 + 7?
No jiggy dance.

by HoodlumTotalBass February 23, 2008

school dance

trash

you: last week's school dance was trash!
your favorite teacher: a bunch of people worked hard on that

by Midnight287 October 11, 2019

dance babies

the act of dance super sleasy in a bar. where if there was no clothing the woman would wind up pregnant.

Im goin hard tonight, hopefully make dance babies in the process!

by ladykillabb January 7, 2011