by Oilymen November 30, 2023

by oi man April 30, 2019

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021

Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy
by iluvmesomecello March 1, 2011

lamont Coffee is the best boyfriend, fiance, husband you can ever find. He will listen to you. He will care for you. He will be there for you when you need him. He's the best man in your life. When I mean by "your" I also mean mines. <3.
by secreteadmire0923 March 12, 2022

by DataGlasses October 29, 2023
