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fantastic santa

When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.
BOB- "wanna join my Fantastic santa tonight?"

MARC- "ohh yea!"
by HOLLA CHINK December 21, 2010
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Kylie Santanello

by meatball lover July 20, 2011
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Jolly Santa

A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.
After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013
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Lady Santa Syndrome

The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.
That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.
by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 30, 2015
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basic santa

when someone can do nothing but give away presents
look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa
by toad307 February 28, 2016
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creamy santa

When bae is wearing a red top and you give them a creamy beard
Hannah just wants a creamy santa
by Hannahscreamybeard June 6, 2016
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Creamy santa

When you get fucked by a fat man and he makes a creamy beared for you
God i wish he could be my creamy santa
by Creamy santa January 21, 2017
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