burnin' socks

a secret way of saying cock block so your girl won't know what your talking about.

john, quit burnin' socks all the time

by soph1031 May 12, 2011

Lock- it- sock- it

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's curls and proceeds to fuck them

Yo dude I was at a bar last night and some crazy chick was begging us for a lock- it- sock- it threesome!

by sexycurlygirl June 10, 2011

wooly sock

the penis, after prolonged sex with an out of control bush.. we're talking jungle rainforest bush here. penis will be limp and furry, resembling a wooly sock.

Guy: Aw man, this is so gnarly! I gotta wash off my wooly sock!
Girl: ... what's a wooly sock?
Guy: ... please buy a razor

by wankmywoolysock1 March 30, 2009

sock rolling

Shoving or tucking one's testicles into a woman's vagina

I ended up in the E.R. last night after sock rolling with that hoe.

by Rainbow trout May 22, 2014

jack-in-the-socks

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.

Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

by warmbrother May 25, 2015

dry socks

trying to be sarcastic to someone annoying

(person hits their head on door)
person #1:i just hit my head

person #2: shut your dry socks up

by zoie2836613 August 30, 2019

cock sock

More commonly known as a condom

Girl: Did you bring protection?
Guy: Yup, I have my cock sock right here!

by MCA15 February 13, 2017