cock sock

More commonly known as a condom

Girl: Did you bring protection?
Guy: Yup, I have my cock sock right here!

by MCA15 February 13, 2017

jack-in-the-socks

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.

Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

by warmbrother May 24, 2015

wooly sock

the penis, after prolonged sex with an out of control bush.. we're talking jungle rainforest bush here. penis will be limp and furry, resembling a wooly sock.

Guy: Aw man, this is so gnarly! I gotta wash off my wooly sock!
Girl: ... what's a wooly sock?
Guy: ... please buy a razor

by wankmywoolysock1 November 15, 2008

burnin' socks

a secret way of saying cock block so your girl won't know what your talking about.

john, quit burnin' socks all the time

by soph1031 January 05, 2011

sock rolling

Shoving or tucking one's testicles into a woman's vagina

I ended up in the E.R. last night after sock rolling with that hoe.

by Rainbow trout May 21, 2014

Nacho Socks

Commonly mistaken for "not yo' socks". It actually refers to the incident when a stoner steps in old nachos that have been siting on his floor.

Rick: what the fuck is this?!
Steve: looks like you got nacho socks bro.

by TheFlyingStoner October 08, 2012

Lock- it- sock- it

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's curls and proceeds to fuck them

Yo dude I was at a bar last night and some crazy chick was begging us for a lock- it- sock- it threesome!

by sexycurlygirl May 17, 2011