Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 05, 2011

sextuple smash

The most powerful form of slamming ham, steaming ham, kid creation, and you said you used protection-ing

My good sir, this evening, you should expect a sextuple smash. Please be prepared, for you shall not see it coming

by Woman respecter March 05, 2024

Sumo smash

When you would have very hard and rough sex with that person. Would go to the nasty freaky extremes of smashing

I would sumo smash that ass.
She has that body I would sumo smash .

by Fluffiesfinest October 26, 2017

Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

Sprinkle Smash

An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.

Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.

by 151245 December 14, 2013

Bongers & Smash

Like Netflix and Chill, but with weed and music.

Friend: what'd you do with Amanda last night?
Me: got super baked and fucked to Chvrches
Friend: ah, good old Bongers & Smash

by Big_Dumb_Shithead September 05, 2021