Russian Touroulette's Syndrome

n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.

Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?

Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.

Person 1: Ah. I see.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016

russian nesting dock

when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.

when attempting to perform a russian nesting dock it is essential to stretch first.

by Sterile Trout September 12, 2017

Russian hot potato

When to people get on Call Of Duty and throw a grenade back and forth until on dies.

Ryan: hey I getting on Cod

Yegor: sick I'll get some friends and we can do a russian hot potato tournament
Ryan: no way jack has E.O.D he just catches it and charges it

by ShoutingMage July 6, 2020

Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.

"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"

by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014

Russian birth control

All anal sex.

If you don't want a gut take it in the butt.

Last night I finally hooked up with Jenn, I didn't have a condom so we used Russian birth control.

by Johnybravo83 September 4, 2018

Russian Holy Water

/n/
Vodka
Just another word for vodka

Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water

by Razorclaw the crab May 27, 2021

fidelity russian roulette

When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage

Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend

by Rolllinstone July 2, 2018