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Happiest Redditor

The happiest redditor is used to describe a miserable loser ass nigga who can't understand the definition of happiness, nd can't understand the concept of an opinion, so they have to shit on you and your goals and achievements to cope with the fact that they have nothing and nobody and that they will never have anybody
Some loser on reddit just shat on a person who beat cancer, he must be the happiest redditor.
by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025
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Happiest Redditor

The Happiest Redditor is someone usually the most miserable loser ass nigga on the face of planet earth, a chopped failure, who's allergic to showers and legal relationships. Their hard drive is full of cp and they can't understand the definition of happiness, can't grasp the concept of an opinion, so the only thing they do is shit on you, your interests, your goals, your achievements, because they have nothing and nobody and they never will.
Yo, this person on reddit just shit on someone for beating cancer, he must be one of the happiest redditors on this app
by Chicknb4lls467 December 23, 2025
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Freddie Mitchell is ready ........

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,
"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
by BloggerDad April 29, 2009
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Making my meat ready

When a female arouses a man to erection with or without her knowledge.
Oih, Bravs! I just wanted to go home for a fish finger sandwhich but she starting "making my meat ready".
by pipemaster447 April 29, 2011
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Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.
by Bert Retain February 20, 2013
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First Law of reddit

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?
by AnonIthink September 7, 2013
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Twelve O'Clock Redeye

Putting salt in the nose, taking a drink, and putting lime juice in the eye.
by slang_1 December 28, 2014
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