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Afghani Paper Towels 

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

Toilet paper 

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!
Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
Toilet paper by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

scooby paper 

Cloth used to clean up after intercourse.
Example: thanks for the lay Marty, can you please pass me the scooby paper?
scooby paper by Scooby dumb December 15, 2022

Toilet Paper 

A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum
Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!

hehe, 69
Toilet Paper by skippythetoiletfan December 22, 2022

Psychic paper 

One of Doctor Who's remedies.

Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.

The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.
Amy: What was it that you showed them?
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.
Psychic paper by Wadlaen February 27, 2023

Corn Paper

Another word or slang term for the husk of a corn cob.
"Hey senorita, do you have any more corn paper to finish wrapping these tamales"
Corn Paper by Mjf420 April 17, 2023