stonee

Sexy babe with tiggo bitties and tiny waists. Makes you chub just by looking at her. She’s ditsy and always seems stoned like her name.

P.S. Will you marry me? 😍

Him: “Stonee, ur so hawt. Will you kiss me?”
Her: In a ditsy laugh, “Hahaha whatever”!

by fuddfudd November 15, 2020

The White Stones of War

They are moving scuptures of marble, either glued together with epoxy or liquid metal.
Or all one piece
Polished
And lubed with teflon.

The White stones of war are only for Targeted Individuals.

by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021

New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.

"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.

by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021

Adrenaline Stoned

Adrenaline Stoned can be best explained as a feeling of so much adrenaline, so much that it can not be explained as "adrenaline high"

"Ah dude, i was so adrenaline Stoned last night,"

by BabyDragoSlayer243 May 26, 2016

Rolling Stone

When a female or male partner is giving you a blowjob so instense, you pass a kidney stone!

Damn, she was goving me the Dyson sloppy 4000 when I passed a Rolling Stone the size of an asteroid.

by sicha_beast August 11, 2022

Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

by Inv4drz December 2, 2024