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coach big mac

fine ass man but a bitch at the same time
coach Big Mac is cute but a dough
by ms kbk April 18, 2017
mugGet the coach big macmug.

Mac and cheese

A massive coronary brought on by assholes that purposely drug you, to get you out of their hair because you know too much, and know what they do is completely wrong.
E: I'm going to mac and cheese this bitch for discovering my affair.
D: Well I already got my husband, so do it up. I won't tell.
M: I'll whip up that chili for you to help it along.....
by Myneighborsarekillingmecuzthey September 19, 2020
mugGet the Mac and cheesemug.

Mac Machine

Philadelphia area colloquialism for ATM, ass to mouth (fellatio performed immediately after anal sex)
That dirty slut was crazy, she's into Mac machines!
by Harm211 May 14, 2018
mugGet the Mac Machinemug.

Mac

An ugly ass dude who somehow gets girls.
Girl : Who is that cutie?
Boy: You think Mac's cute?! You're such a dumbass!
by Kill Furries November 11, 2019
mugGet the Macmug.

mac the muscle man

A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg
mac the muscle man’s gf is mad at him 24/7
by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021
mugGet the mac the muscle manmug.

Big Mac

A fast-food burger sold by McDonald's that pretends to be a premium choice but is essentially a soggy, lettuce-filled mess. Known for its two all-beef patties, special sauce, and overly generous layers of lettuce, it often falls apart by the time you try to eat it. The bun gets soggy from the excessive sauce and moisture, leaving you with a semi-decent, but ultimately underwhelming meal. Tastes fine, but not worth the hassle unless you're too lazy to make a better choice.
“A Big Mac from McDonald's and a 5th gen Toyota Hiace have something in common: poor quality. The burger falls apart with its soggy buns and similarly, the van’s interior is cheap, with the plastics falling apart after just a few years.”
by EMD F59PHI January 17, 2025
mugGet the Big Macmug.

Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!
"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023
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