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Kirkle Jerk

A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.
After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen
by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025
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Jerk-Of-Trade

Someone who is a professional at one thing, but sucks with everything else. Usually refers to athletes or some competitors that are at the top of their game, but can't seem to figure out how to not be shitty people.
So Shane "Shakey" Bryne is a helluva racer and won first place, but blasting champagne up the cheerleaders skirt goes to show that he's nothing but an asshat and a Jerk-Of-Trade.
by OmaDei March 29, 2021
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Fact-Jerking

When people tweak facts with opinions.
You are fact-jerking again. "You think I want to mislead you into thinking that mother Earth has round curves, despite the flatness that you see, right?"
by ickylucre January 20, 2021
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Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!
Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.
by retrowand May 2, 2025
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National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
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Shame Jerk

1. Masturbating with tranquillity until you finish, then you feel immediate shame for jerking off/ jerking in (if female)

2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)
Man 1: Hey dude, I think I had a Shame Jerk yesterday. Everything was going good until I finished and then I realized jerking off to loli porn is not ok!

Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister
by Facts Rap December 19, 2021
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gym jerk

The motion people do when they're shaking up a protein powder in water/milk and they jerk the bottle everywhere
"What's that guy doing?"
"Oh, he's gym jerking"
by InHoc Urban June 8, 2015
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