monkey hung

1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung

"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."

by JnglKng April 15, 2005

filth monkey

A young person obsessed with pornography.
i.e. Jackson

You fucking filth monkey!

by Mr Horatio Winterleaf February 21, 2007

pledge monkey

One who is new to a fraternity, also refered to as pledge bitch.

Hey pledge monkey, go fill my cup with ice.

PLEDGE MONKEY OF ONE!
PC 07

by pledge monkey 07 December 11, 2007

valley monkey

Referring to a person of Indian descent due to the geographical nature of their homeland being a giant valley. Valley monkeys are known to be exporters of carpets, magical carpets, and tigers.

Shopper 1: Hey where can I get a flying carpet like Aladdin had?
Shopper 2: Let's go to that Indian store.
Shopper 1: Oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
Shopper 2: Yeah, that one.

by Kookookachoomrmagoo October 17, 2011

monkey kitty

a badass grey kitten who's owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. She prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. She smells real sexy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha's right

"Damn Milagros, where'd monkey kitty learn to creep all all puma like dat?"

by Odelis April 9, 2008

monkey biscuit

slang word for the butthole.

i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit.

by ed wallss August 2, 2009

Chunky monkey

What you say when someone pukes half-digested food and it looks chunky.

Person 1: *tosses their cookies*
Person 2: Chunky monkey!

by ilovechoccymilk July 16, 2021