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Ralston Middle School 

A crummy middle school located in between a higschool (Carlmont High) and juvy (cool). Teachers are crazy. And you get a garbage duty for cutting in the lunch line. Most kids that go here go to Carlmont later. If you go to Ralston well ewww. At least you have an animal for a mascot and not a man in a skirt. Oh and to add to the maddness there is Mountain Lions that attack deers. (poor deers) they should really attack the admin.
Boy: What school do you go to?
Girl: Ralston Middle School.

Boy: Eww. I hope a Mountain Lion eats you.
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Woodland Middle School 

Stupid **** 90% white school in Gurnee Illinois where everyone lacks intelegence including the teachers. Includes assholes,drugs,preps,and racists where you are in a prision full of whites.2 hours of homework are given on a dosage.Going to this school will make you more addicted to the couch. This school also worships George W Bush,and really likes to suck up money with overpriced taxes for a shitty school that isnt worth it. All who go here are guarenteed a one ticket to hell
GOD DAMMIT! WMS is a fucking prison filled with god damn shit whites who lack fucking intelegence! They make up stupidity with racism.Damn crackers!
Woodland Middle School by Fong March 21, 2004

South Pasadena Middle School 

A rich middle school that has really great test scores. But, also has lots of drugs, sex, alchohol, and bitches. The 'popular' girls at this school always do screwed up things and screw others over. Other than that SPMS is lovely!
Great education with a bunch of rich snobs! Welcome to South Pasadena Middle School! Go tiger cubs!

Hampshire Middle School 

Hampshire Middle School is a school on the main road of the Village of Hampshire, Illinois. It's not big, but not small. The building used to house both the middle school and the high school, which relocated to an overly-large building in 2008.

Hampshire Middle School doesn't excel in any one category, but doesn't lack in any one category either. It's your average semi-competitive middle school.

The best part of this school is sixth grade. Sixth grade in Hampshire is very carefree. As is seventh grade, however when you look back at seventh grade - you regret it. Eighth grade is awful for one reason, and one reason only: drama. Hampshire Middle School is known for its drama and slutty girls. See, the slutty girls make false drama, which causes more drama, which causes more false drama, which causes a big group of people to become involved in this drama.

The school is not very lenient. HMS won't let you get away with anything that isn't "school-appropriate." By "school-appropriate," they mean that if it appears slightly wrong it's automatically the worst thing you could possibly do.
"Hey, I'm transferring to Hampshire Middle School next year.. what should I do?"
"Don't make friends.. or at least don't get too close to anyone. You'll get sucked in to some drama with a girl and her boy-toy sooner or later."

hereford middle school 

1. A school that gets it's students from Sparks Elementary, Prettyboy, 5th District, 7th District, and some Jacksonville schools.

2. A school made up of mostly preps who think that they're the shit and that they're wicked cool skaters and all, but don't know the first thing about a board. If you walked up to one of them, and asked if they could do a Mega Monkeybust STD Smashdown on their on their board, they would say, and I quote, "Oh, yeah, dude, that's like, um, wicked easy, bro." Pathetic.

3. A school minorly made up of wannabe rockers and puck-ass kids, (I'm a bit of both) who really sware to much and get in fights with preps a lot. We are both kind of posers, but I think my side is more fun. And we ACTUALLY skate and have lives beside talking about how great Hannah Montana looked last night.

4. A school really minorly, but some of it, is populated by Pokemon loving, Bakugan brawling, Yu-Gi-Oh trading dorks. They practically stalk the wannabe-rockers and punks, showing them how good they are at pulling a grind on Tony Hawk 3, or on a Tech Dech board, hoping to be accepted into the ranks of rock-dom, but turned aside. Pity them.

1. Dude, I'm going to Hereford Middle School next year!

2. OMG, we are soooo not preps! I mean, my friend at Hereford Middle School pulled a sick Mega Monkeybust STD Smashdown on his board! That's not preppy!

3. Fuck off, I'm sleeping through English class, you retard. I don't CARE about all that shitty pop music. Oh man, I hate Hereford Middle School...

4. OH! OH! OH! LOOK AT MY PIKACHU! IT'S THE COOLEST POKEMON IN HEREFORD MIDDLE SCHOOL! WAIT! WAIT! LOOK AT MY TECH DECK! DON'T LEAVE!!!

Los Osos Middle School 

A small school where the vice principal/ 8th grade P.E coach (2010-11 or so) walk around making up the dress code as they go, giving out a many detentions they can. Where the skinny bitches try to act cool, the skaters piss the teachers off, druggies are everywhere, teachers are smoking weed, and people like me sorry losers get they're heads slamed in lockers. It's such a small school there's 1 emo. It's a small town hell.
Dude I hate Los Osos Middle School so much LIONS SUCK!!!!!!

wyoming middle school 

A school where the principal is a dictator, and if you have your phone in your pocket you get a detention. All the teachers want you to do is to get good grades so we get #1 in the state. We only do standardized tests to make them look better. Lots of snitches.
*Walks into school with sharp stick* *Week long suspention* Welcome to Wyoming Middle School.
wyoming middle school by A. Hater September 14, 2017