Meat hat 

Belfast slang for paraphimosis

I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood

Meat hat by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019

Meat bitch 

An individual who flexes the size of his penis constantly to the point were it becomes annoying.

Bob: “Hey, do you want to hang out with Josh tomorrow?”
Joe: “I don’t know man, Josh is kind of a meat bitch.”

Meat bitch by Narzanac December 10, 2019

Meat squares 

When a man has chiseled thighs, like a nice filet mignon

Aaron wore short shorts to show off his meat squares.

Meat squares by hkpbaby January 12, 2020

meat greased 

When a man cums on a girl’s pussy lips.

Are you going to grease Jenna’s meat tonight?

Yeah I was with Paul last night and got my meat greased.

meat greased by Clickman January 31, 2020

Meat lightbulb 

The act of cramming ones cock and ballsack into an old jar and twisting said jar to tighten it onto the member. Then display.

"Hey, whats poppin'?"

"pretty weird times! This self quaratine is getting to me, last night I uploaded pics of my meat lightbulb episode"

Meat lightbulb by ANNA! April 18, 2020

Meat Beat Boogie 

The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.

What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."

Meat Beat Boogie by Jayckinoff April 26, 2020

Meat Beat Bonanza 

Ram Ranch Special. 18 cowboys in Ram Ranch choking the chicken in the shower

Yo wanna join our Meat Beat Bonanza?

Meat Beat Bonanza by squiddytendies July 28, 2020