may 17

national do your friends mom day

hey man im gonna do your mom

but I don't want you to

too bad it's may 17

by mmom do your May 12, 2022

May 10

Mothers Day for angel mums.

It’s May 10 it’s Mother’s Day today.

by Angelmammy10 May 10, 2021

May 20

May 20th is national five hargreeves day, where you love five hargreeves bc he is perfect <3

Person: "bro its may 20th yk what that means..
Me: "omfg finally bern waiting for this one"

by _prudence May 18, 2021

grace may

A simple woman who plays too much Fortnite and stinks of fanny.

Me: How was hanging out with grace may?

Friend: Terrible she kept playing fortnite and stank of fanny :(

by Big-Cums February 26, 2023

may 27

The day to fuck him/her

On may 27:

Me: Imma fuck him
My friend: Why?
Me: It’s May 27

by Thinksksks May 26, 2021

May 1

National date ur best friend day

Hey,it’s May 1 , ur my best friend,let’s date

by anonymous April 20, 2022

May 9th

National show the angles right in the shower day

Yo its May 9th, that means you gotta show that ass in the shower

by Johncock32 May 9, 2022