if you were born on this day you are the most baddest bitch of them all you don`t let nobody punk you around and you are the realest friend if someone can ever have you as a friend you are the most luckest person ever if your are ever born on this day luck will come to you, your future boyfriend will come to you and you be the most prettiest girl in your friend group.
Person 1. dude! did you hear the new girl she a bad bitch
Guy: hi
Cute girl: what’s ur bday
Guy: may 9
Cute girl: ohhhh no! You gay!
Guy: no I’m not
Cute girl: may 9= gay
Guy : since when
Cute girl sry I cant suck ur dick
Guy: ?
Cute girl: ???
Guy: you have a very nice looking vagina
Cute Girl: thanks