Kiss the Pig

Get the H1N1 virus. Aka the swine flu.

"The tests came back and doc said i Kiss the Pig."

by Tray3415 September 28, 2009

chocolate kiss

A chocolate kiss is the act of deliberately incorrectly wiping your asshole, so that the next time you are recieving a rim job your partner gets some hershey stains on his lips and teeth. This transaction is known as a chocolate kiss, and although involantary in most cases can sometimes be done deliberately by either person for enhanced pleasure or for revenge.

1) Wait until Duke finds out that I have prepped my asshole for a chocolate kiss

2) Although it took me 3 weeks to clean the corn out of my teeth, I really enjoyed it when I gave Doc a chocolate kiss. What a fantastic birthday present, and a fantastic boyfriend I have.

by TGSMaverick January 11, 2006

french kiss

an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!

Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?

Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...

by shzz September 1, 2009

platonic kiss

cheating!

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss I'm sorry it won't happen again.

by heaaaanaaay July 12, 2016

hawaiian kiss

Two people get together in doggie, face their asses to one another’s then pucker their buttholes to “kiss”.

Hey buddy wanna Hawaiian kiss?

by Wooooooooow1 December 2, 2020

closing kiss

AKA Kiss for Closing. When you know you can't be with your lover (for the greater good or for other reasons) so you give them one last kiss before you say your goodbyes. A kiss to close the relationship.

"I felt like my heart had been ripped out after he broke up with me; but we had a closing kiss to end things gently"

by Boiledmilk June 28, 2018

Chinesse kiss

A kiss where the whole body is kissed. From the head to the legs, its done like a cannibal kissing every part of the body. it involves being bitten in a sexual way sometimes leaving bite marks on the body.

Bro Jemie was all freaky last night, she gave me a chinesse kiss and left me with bite marks.

by jaecmox256 April 2, 2020