Johnson

usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.

"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."

by EST_stockier1 December 09, 2019

Johnson

A kid that is strong nice and honest and don't mind to fight

Yo johnson wannafight- johnson: say your last prayers

by Gsibeue shnsvsusbeb November 10, 2019

Johnson

It’s a damn haircut

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it

by Hdhsushebjeidid February 06, 2022

Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.

I could go for a Johnson right now.

by TheJohnsonJohnson August 04, 2024

Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.

"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)

by cheryleveritt July 12, 2022

Johnson

A really really cool last name.

Mr Johnson came late to class

by potato chomp mongolian chicken May 29, 2022

johnson

your mother's everyday supply; a man's penis

your fucking fat mother used a giant johnson

by johnson hairy April 29, 2022