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Italian

An ethnicity some people say we aren't white some say we are, the truth is people from the south are more olive skinned so it might seem like that, but we are usually perceived as white.

The Hollywood normalisation of Italian isn't always true there are people with tan dark hair and a bit tasci(-plural of tascio someone who wears a lot of gold and shit) but usually you can find people with blonde hair and pale skin though the most common colour of hair is brown.

We love our families and food especially our trad food but not everyone does and that's ok it's not mandatory to like it.

We are not all linked to mafia even though it is a bad apple in our country that originated from Sicily (FML I am sicilian) that expanded to other countries especially US because of emigration.

We are usually kind and respectful just make sure not to meet a maranza, someone who is very tascio and wears Nike sets and gold chains and acts like a douche bag, but there is a little little minority of them who isn't a douche bag.

We love our country for our sea our country sides but most hate our government, and honestly as an Italian I've seen more foreign people love our country more than us tbh.
He's Italian he comes from Italy
by Ch4rli3isstupid February 21, 2024
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Italian quick draw

When an Italian shoots down someone’s chance to spread a random fact
John kept spewing out random facts until I pulled an Italian quick draw
by Quantum Aspect March 15, 2024
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Italian Brun Special

When you’re hanging with your buddy at an olive garden and proceed to shove every single breadstick into their anus and pull them out and eat every single one
Person 1: Why was Dylan so happy last night
Person 2: He went out to eat last night with Tyler and got a Italian Brun Special
by Johny763 April 5, 2024
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Italian hand grenade

An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.
by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024
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Italian whippa snippa

Grabbing a large ball of flacid pizza dough and whipping someone in the face with it.
Don't cross me, else I'll hot you with an Italian whippa snippa.
by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024
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Italian kiss

When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.
Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️
by AnonyEx April 12, 2024
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Italian

Assjob. You rub your penis between the crack of someone's ass.
She wasn't in the mood for anal last night so I settled for the Italian.
by King George 90210 April 22, 2024
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