Shit beans

the opposite of cool beans
used when something doesnt go your way; used for something relatively small or something that doesnt have a huge impact on life

"ah shit beans i stubbed my toe", "shit beans they scored"

by sharky20 May 15, 2007

Bean Baby

A bean baby is the outcome of eating a shit-ton of beans and having liquid, molten diarrhea.

"Those delicious beans your mom made last night gave me a total bean baby this morning."

"Really? That sucks."

by Dr.Dogs November 16, 2017

hulk beans

A Bean That Is Mean Giant And Green.

You Wont Like Them When Their Angry

by pronunseeashun August 08, 2003

Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.

"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

by King Dubya March 31, 2005

bean beater

When a man is jerking off and his balls slap the pinky finger side of his hand, he is bean beating!

Don’t shake that dudes hand, he’s a bean beater!

by Redjack411 April 21, 2018

bean mashing

To mash a girls bean is to have sex with her.

Bean Mashing

Did you mash her bean last night?
Fuck ya, I was mashing her been all night!

by porkercon December 09, 2010

Refried Bean

A Mexican that burns his or her face and/or body either through a bad tan or sticking his/her face in a fireplace. This beaner is officially refried.

Juanito throws a match into the fireplace but it doesn't light. When he sticks his head closer to hear if gas is seeping out, the match ignites thus turning the mexican into a Refried Bean.

by Pepe de los Santos Aguirre Ramos January 21, 2008